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So, it's the confession post. Favourite things I will never admit to in person, and which if you ask me, having read this blog, what my favourites are, you will get a completely different, much better, cooler answer. But a lie. A damn lie. Because I am a two faced liar.
You know, as an aside, according to the 'stats' part of this blog, 160 people read this drivel last month. Really? I struggle to believe. Why don't you - the multitudinous hordes - leave a comment, start a revolution. Do it. And this is the post to start - do you know why? It's because you will agree with me and will want to endorse my opinions. No lists here people - this is 'favourite only'. Bang. No second chances or split decisions. Film, song and band are easy, so lets get them out of the way first: The Last Boy Scout, Back Streets Back, Pet Shop Boys. Holy crap that's a good evenings entertainment right there. Just add Pringles bitch. Flavours - Pringles, Pot Noodle, Monster Munch, Greggs Pasty: Original, Chicken and Mushroom, Pickled Onion, Steak Bake. Boom. That's the sound of my heart exploding in my chest. Favourite Dead Movie Star, natural and unnatural causes: River Phoenix (unnatural), Patrick Sawyze (natural) Favourite Video Game by console (Obvs I didn't play EVERY console, so these are just the ones I have...) Spy Hunter (BBC) Joust (Atari 800) Donkey Kong Jr (NES) Shinobi (Sega Game Gear) Star Fox (SNES) NHL 95 (Megadrive) Colin McRae Rally (PSOne) Far Cry 3 (Xbox 360) Scrabble (iPhone - best word - BYLINED 94 points) Favourite Section in weekly free listings magazine 'Time Out' Word on the Street Favourite Section in monthly film magazine 'Empire' Kim Newman's Video Dungeon Favourite ISP to date: Freeserve Favourite Whitney Houston Song: I Wanna Dance With Somebody Favourite Bruce Willis film in which Bruce appears to want to be there: Die Hard 2 Favourite Bruce Wills film in which Bruce would rather be anywhere else: The Colour of Night Favourite DTV film: Undisputed 2 and 3 (Its practically one movie anyway) Favourite ST:TNG Epsiode: Yesterday's Enterprise Favourite Coffee Shop (non-high street) Treats at Embankment Station Fast and Furious in order of preference 4,3,5,6,2,1 Favourite Car in the Fast and Furious Franchise, to date: 1970 Ford Escort RS1600 Favourite Member of One Direction: Brian Favourite 4 x 4: Nissan Patrol Favourite Former Radio 1 Breakfast Show Host: Mark Goodier Favourite Joke Punchline: 'I was a banana'. And I'm done. I do not actually like anything else, so I simply am unable to continue.
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Nev Pitty-RoseI am not into football, cricket or anything involving boats. I avoid rap music. I never eat food that contains okra and I never see films that have a colon in the title. I am not a fan of biographical films that make the subject more sympathetic than they actually were. I have an extreme allergy to cats and thus wish ill on every single one. I do not discuss Game of Thrones unless the person I am talking to has read the books first. I am continually surprised that some people really don’t like Leonard Cohen. I dislike The Bullingdon Club and The Sun newspaper. I am suspicious of young people. I hate it when TV journalists report on location hours after the event has finished, and the continual misuse of the word ‘pandemic’. People who stop at the top of busy escalators to extend a luggage handle need education, not punishment. I have a recurring nightmare where I am sharing a stage with Cheryl Cole and I am the only one singing live. Archives
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