OK, so here is the latest, and definitely the most nauseating, of my band of crime fighters. It's not his fault, I think he's just a bit naive...
Is it a Bird, or is it a plane?
Or is that just a cliché, rolled out again and again?
Neither, it’s something a lot more inappropriate,
It’s Boy in Spandex,
his age
indeterminate.
Seventeen or eighteen? Perhaps even younger.
it’s so hard to tell these days.
Jesus Christ, it looks like a plunger.
A strapping young turk,
helping victims of crime,
at home or at work,
if he gets there on time.
Bringing to bear all his abilities
to mainly white guys in their fifties and sixties.
In May 2014, prepare to feel slightly uncomfortable and question your own sexuality with:
Boy In Spandex!
Next in line, please: Drone.
Is it a Bird, or is it a plane?
Or is that just a cliché, rolled out again and again?
Neither, it’s something a lot more inappropriate,
It’s Boy in Spandex,
his age
indeterminate.
Seventeen or eighteen? Perhaps even younger.
it’s so hard to tell these days.
Jesus Christ, it looks like a plunger.
A strapping young turk,
helping victims of crime,
at home or at work,
if he gets there on time.
Bringing to bear all his abilities
to mainly white guys in their fifties and sixties.
In May 2014, prepare to feel slightly uncomfortable and question your own sexuality with:
Boy In Spandex!
Next in line, please: Drone.
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